Friday, December 11, 2009

How Do I Rid Myself of This Lipstick Lesbian?

Two-weeks ago, I hooked up with this bi-girl I've known for a long time and her Lipstick Lesbian friend. The latter has been a feminazi her entire 24 years on earth, and never was with a guy. The plan was for me to only long-stroke the bi-girl during the action, but things got carried away, and I ended up hitting the Lesbian's G-spot causing her to gush. Now, all of a sudden this Lesbian woman thinks that she's a convert and keeps stopping by and calling. It's not that she wasn't a good piece of ***, but I told her that you just can't convert--Lesbianism is biological. She says that I'm patronizing her and that she's more than aware of the scholarly work on this issue, but now has her doubts. She's already ruined a perfectly good couch of mine with her volcanic eruption--how can I stop her from causing any more harm and get her back to her protest marches and same-sex marriage crusades?How Do I Rid Myself of This Lipstick Lesbian?
LOL Rex. You should have known that if you hit that G-spot on the first try and made her squirt that she was going to trade in her Birkenstocks for a short skirt and knee high boots--among other things. You probably turned her into a Republican after those long-strokes.How Do I Rid Myself of This Lipstick Lesbian?
you're lying - it's difficult for a guy to do that and make a girl gush out on first try.


I smell an ego trip Report Abuse

stop hanging around with bi's and lesbians who are treating you like dirt.


Have you no ambition or will to succeed in life? No one will hire someone who hangs around with garbage like that.
Maybe she just needs a good shag...with a penis and everything! I suspect she'll get one somewhere, whether it is from you or someone else. Chances are she won't ';convert'; since she is a lifelong lesbian...but she is obviously bi-curious. But that decision is not yours to make. She is the only one who knows who or what she wants.
you're being a jerk! that never happened.
I would tell her your true feelings
She is not necessarily a lesbian for life, give her a chance, you might be saving her from a lifetime of lesbianism...have a heart!!!
You told her ';lesbianism'; was biological??? LMAO
Assuming this wasn't pure fantasy.





I don't think lesbianism is purely biological, but it's still not something I believe you can get rid of but why does it matter to you whether or not she's a lesbian or not? If she wants you then you can probably take her word for it. If you just don't like the girl then I would suggest getting firm and telling her that you aren't and never will be interested.





She may have just been turned on by the girl and you did the physical work and she just confused it with infatuation. Tell her to go and try being with other guys and see if she still feels the same way without the girl involved.
WOW....you must have been mind blowing!!! (something tells me that wasn't the case though)
LMAO. You hit the spot and now she's in love. You're screwed, literally and figuratively. Way to go Champ.
Be proud! Homosexuality is a sin and you have changed her ways. But so is fornication you shouldn't have slept with her in the first place. Sorry homosexuality is not biological. See source.
Dont tap yourself on the back to much honey. Trust me soon as gets some again, you'll be the last door she knocks on!!!:) good luck!
what an awe-some fictional story!


how do you come up with these write a bunch of lies down and put them together?
Sorry dude! You made your bed, now lay in it.
Send her a dildo and change your phone number.
lol. You can't. You're responsible for those you tamed.


Try to bore her ... talk about your narrow %26amp; technical field of interest. Wait for a bit, maybe she'll get over it or find somebody else (feminists do not believe in commitment, I hear). If all fails, you'll have to get her to hate you, which means a month of nasty phone calls.





Bottom line: This is how you learn not to sleep with every woman that spreads for you.
Be honest with her about how you feel without being crass.
Throw away the lipstick.....? I don't know, but silly you if you thought I was actually going to have a serious and legitimate response to this one.
Dream on... This didn't happen.





Good imagination you got there.
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